Free ETS: A gift all of us can use.
Free ETS: A gift all of us can use.
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Wednesday 10 AM – 8 PM ET
May 20, 2026
Free ETS!
Emergency and everyday support —
to help you keep breathing, and thinking,
and moving forward well.
As we head into the summer months, we want to make sure you have every opportunity to stock up on ETS. Always keep it within reach for day-to-day mishaps and upsetting news, take it two to five times daily to keep your wits about you when it feels like the world has stopped giving a whit about wits. Like... now.
We’re sending a free 1/2-oz. bottle of ETS for Humans with ALL
shipped orders placed through this Memorial Day weekend.
Upgrade!
If your order is $150 or more, we'll upgrade that to a free 2-oz. ETS! ($27 value)
And... if your order subtotal is over $500, we will super-upgrade your gift to a free 8-oz. refill bottle of ETS for Humans — enough to provide you with four free ETS Recovery Baths! ($94 value)
Why ETS?
ETS specifically targets and repairs our circuits that break when we are hit with something out of the blue, or when we feel like we are being knocked down every day. ETS will repair those critical electrical circuits, so you can get on with it. It shores you up, helps you keep thinking clearly and moving forward through difficult days. And it will support you through those times you may not consider difficult, but are certainly more demanding than usual. When you are dealing with an illness or health worries, ETS will address the effects of that overlaid stress so you and your body can better address the illness.
You’ll want to have it with you for all your summer outings and travel, and for the effects of sun and heat, and for any extreme weather events you face. And you’ll want to always feel free to offer a bottle to a friend in need.
Bonus!
Orders that include a 2-oz. ETS for Humans (purchased or a gift) will also include a free spray nozzle so you can enjoy the benefits of an all over ETS body spritz, or spraying whatever body part you knock about this season.
OFFER RULES:
➺ For retail orders placed May 20–26, 2026, eastern. One free bottle per shipped order, based on subtotal after all discounts and coupons have been applied and not including shipping. Gift bottle will be added after your order has been placed.
➺ You're welcome to request ETS for Animals instead. No other substitutions will be permitted.
➺ This offer is separate from, and in addition to, our ETS for Humans "Shitty Times Policy" bonus bottles. Yes! You could get two free bottles of ETS!
Gift a Friend a Lifeline
Even during celebrations and cookouts, conversations are bound to turn to the weather, the heat or the heated political landscape, environmental worries, or personal health, or anxiety over all of the above...
We hope you'll take the opportunity to throw a lifeline to a friend and share how Perelandra is helping you navigate these issues in your life. Hand them that extra ETS you stashed in your pocket.
