UPDATE: December 2025
20 moments you'd be wise to have
ETS for Humans with you, winter edition!
We recommend everyone take ETS for Humans twice daily, or more often as needed. It will help you to continue to think clearly and move forward through difficult days.
If you've been knocked for a loop and are dealing with any type of sudden, unexpected, jarring or life-changing emergency or event: Take ETS more often, 3-5 times daily.
The first few weeks of winter have already given us so many ETS moments.
Here are 20 scenarios when it would be wise to use ETS:
• You turned on the nightly news and . . . Need we say more?
• You looked out your kitchen window and saw the smoke from wildfires burning in the distance.
• You just loaded your groceries into the car after dodging way too many shoppers and their kids coughing, sniffling and sneezing.
• You've been shoveling snow for an hour and look up to find you're not even halfway there. (When you finish — be sure to recover in an ETS Bath!)
• In the dark of winter, on your way to feed the horses, you step off the middle stair and fall into space, coming to a landing on concrete. (This happened. Read the story here.)
• You just learned that you and your family might be evacuated from your home. Take a dose of ETS. And put your ETS Disaster Bag in your go bag.
• You just learned your insurance might not cover the surgery you need.
• You thought you'd enjoy sledding with the kids and you did — but your body is not happy about any of this.
• You took that first sip of hot cocoa too soon and burned the crap out of your tongue.
• Your dog just took off across the frozen tundra after ______ (A rabbit? A squirrel? A yeti?) and your body was suddenly transformed into a dogsled.
• You just finished up at the chiropractor (after that sledding incident perhaps).
• You just received news that a dear friend or loved one has died.
• You're dealing with a serious illness and you just took a pill that sometimes makes your lunch come back up.
• Your doctor just called with your test results.
• You're about to leave your child with a sitter for the first time.
• You were in a fender-bender and you're waiting for the tow truck to arrive. (This is a good time to have ETS in vinegar preservative!)
• You're an ER nurse and were just told that a wave of patients will arrive simultaneously. (Another good time to have vinegar preservative.)
• You just completed a dental appointment.
• You just left a counseling session (and you might have preferred to have been at the dentist!).
• You tried to close the car door but your fingers were in the way.
Taking ETS doesn't make a crisis go away. It repairs blown circuits and provides balancing support to your system as you address the crisis and resulting stress.
Learn more about ETS for Humans:
➣ ETS for Humans Instructional Brochure
➣ The Perelandra Essences Excerpt: About ETS (Emergency Solution)
As part of an ongoing offer we call the Shitty Times Policy (We bet you don't need to ask why!), when you buy a 2-oz. bottle of ETS for Humans we send a free 1/2-oz. bottle with it. And when you buy the 8-oz. refill of ETS for Humans we'll give you a free 2-oz. bottle. This is great savings, and it's an easy way to make sure you have ETS on hand, in all the places you might need it. Umm . . . if you're like us, that would be all the places you go.
