The Buffalo Bunch
When family visits aren't all joy and togetherness.

This is for those who plan to give or attend a family holiday gathering and are not looking forward to it because of crazy Uncle Gus or Aunt Matilda who still believe the earth is flat; the 13th century was our finest hour; rogue aliens are responsible for all global diseases; and all doctors, nurses and scientists are scheming to kill everyone in order to take over the planet and make it into a sexual theme park . . . But this year, you would like to enjoy being with your family and not be drawn into a four-hour-long heated argument about reality.

To Prepare
Build up your emotional, mental and physical balance reserves by taking one dropperful of EoP (Essence of Perelandra) twice daily, starting asap prior to the family gathering.

Take a Bottle of ETS for Humans to the Gathering
Take one dropperful of ETS for Humans two times each day of the gathering. And just before you lunge across the table to choke Uncle Gus, take another dropperful of ETS. Give yourself a minute or two to restore your calm and then ask for more turkey. Or pie.

Traveling was a Nightmare
Take EoP twice on your travel day(s). Should you have an accident or witness an accident, take ETS right away plus 3-4 times that day and for the next three days.

Back at Home
The festivities went off the rail for everyone and you are now in your post-holiday days: Take one dropperful of ETS for Humans once daily for three days to restore your equilibrium.

Approach the remaining holiday season using these same steps.
Take EoP one to two weeks prior to prepare, and carry your ETS bottle with you for daily dosages and emergencies.